It’s not easy being a mom, but it usually isn’t this messy.
A grossed-out mom has gone on social media to share a story that may not be for the faint of heart. It all started with her daughter and an ice cream cone.
The story appeared on the Facebook page Someone Hold My Beer, which is run by a mom named Sidney from Georgia. The mother of two started off by explaining that she recently learned a “hard” parenting lesson, and based on the story, she’ll never eat anything her daughter hands her ever again.
WARNING: This story is pretty gross.
After starting the story, "I am done with these kids!", Sidney explained: “I got Blakely an ice cream cone (yes the McDonald’s machine was working). Well, she walks into the living room and hands me her cone (half-eaten like everything I give her) and I know all you moms have been there. We as moms pretty much live off of the food our kids don’t eat so I licked it before it dripped.”
At this point, she noticed her daughter was looking at her with a weird expression. When she asked what was wrong, her daughter gave a cryptic reply, “Is it OK?”
“At this point, I’m scared because I don’t know what just happened,” Sidney continues. “I think maybe she dropped it in her room and was scared to say. We stand there looking at each other and the ice cream cone. And this fool says, ‘I accidentally wiped my butt with it.’”
According to Sidney, her daughter looked her “dead in (her) face” and said, “I used the wrong hand to wipe but it was just pee, Mommy.”
The story concluded: “Done! Someone come get these kids. I cannot even handle it. If y’all need me I’ll be washing my mouth out with Clorox.”